A strange thing happened today.
I was reading (as I tend to do) on how to go about claiming a Twitter username that is your own actual name. The account I looked up (specifically named JonathanDroogh) had been suspended and so I went about a method I found online on how to claim it.
As I was in the process of putting in the claim the username became available again, and now my Twitter username is @JonathanDroogh respectively.
Huzzah!